the leech and Bendera

Today we're gonna stay at home.
You ask me why the boss walks in only one sock? History of ancient is a great mystery.
When Putin was 3 years old - parents found him flat-footed. That time they stayed in the village of Bendera in Moldova.
Little Vova had to run barefoot on stones. Seven years he walked basym. It highered his pain threshold. Once he grabbed up the leech. It was his first seksualnyy experience.
The leech clung so painful and hard, that old witch bequeathed: it can be sucked off only by four-time champion in rhythmic gymnastics. For the little boy that dream was unattainable. He was disappointed in life...in doctors, women, friendship, nature. Nothing amused little Vova.
So he went to the KGB (the legend says that all were impotents as Vovchik there).
Since then, the boss walks alone in the sock on only right foot.
Since then, Putin does not like Bendera and all connected.